the greatest battles are those in the mind.

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enjoy (:

Nong nong ago, I saw a fat clump of lard shaking that sexy booty of hers. The fats jiggled about and the fat swan said to me,"Man! I'm hot! Aren't you jealous of how well I shake myself? The whole world wants to imitate me! I'm SUPERGIRL! SPECIAL IN MY OWN WAY. SPLASH ME WITH YOUR LOVE! Now, lick my lard-full toes with your dirty tongue. You better lick it clean!" So I brimmed with pride, the fat swan actually asked me(!) to lick her lard-full toes. I licked it clean, I licked it good. She slapped me for using my lard-full tongue to lick her lard-full toes. I pranced about the moment I reach home, re-enacting the scene where I licked her toes. My mama was proud of me!(:
I went to thank THE fat swan, she slapped me with her lard-full notes. She gave me a penny for the service I gave her the other day. THAT! was the largest sum of money I've even seen in my whole life. I was wheezing upon seeing the penny, and she sent me to her hospital called the MOONLIGHT @ MDM WONG'S.
She got married to a Wong fella, but she never told and the world never dared to expose her for fear of her lardy(underhand) means.

Upon seeing my faithfulness, THE fat swan decided to keep me as a toe licker a.k.a. boot licker.

She confided her worries in me. She told me that she was considering if she wanted to do plastic surgery, with the works: the nose job, the boob job, the liposuction, the "everything package".

After a second of consideration, she finally decided to do IT. Happily, she went to a VERY low profile clinic so she wouldn't be recognised by her fellow lardys. (Lards think fast y'know).

I accompanied her, and THE fat swan wanted me to take a video of her entire surgery, she wanted to digest the details slowlyy.....

So I went, and took everything. I smiled in amazement when I saw that she had a negative cup, and guess what it was negative Z! I was so proud of her, for being unique, the surgeon had to take out 3 watermelons from each of her holes.

I saw how the whole thing went. I realised that she didn't do a liposuction. I thought she wanted to be slim? But I remembered that the jiggling fats were how she got famous.

Few days later, I got the first glimpse of her transformed self. She turned from a lardy swan to a glamorous...

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SWINE! (Female pig)
Swan to Swine! Man! That was her most glorious day. The tabloids dare not comment on her new piggy image, but instead said that she had evolved into a BEAUTIFOOL SWINE!

I was so happy the lardy-toe-licking-notes-slapping incident made me someone whom she trusted so much. Now, she'll be disgustingly engraved in our memories. Our Supergirl. Our SuperSWINE.

My pig (who I've reared to remind me of SG) had given birth (2 months ago) to a girl piggy with wings. It had alr learnt how to fly from its Daddy Swan. This is a historical moment, the Swine NEVER DIES.

interesting yah?
you guys should thank this toilet cleaner who used her wonderful creative brain to write this!
*mmuacks*

went to plaza sing wih jia, inu and andrea yesterday.
spent truckloads of money there.
bought:
yakun breakfast set (in e morning with yan)
3/4 pants for $41.30
bra $34.30
personalized stickers $12.90
pantyliners $3.40
loreal haircare $11.90
pizzahut $15.30
hair clips $1
neoprints $2.50
they added up to a amazing $125.80

and the day before, $62 at meiji factory,
so a total of $187.80 was spent in a short span of 2 days.
*i bow to myself*
and oh my god!
i still feel like spending more pls!
*if it rains money instead of water (: *

anyway, they were talking about wearing clothes for the sake of wearing in poly.
and they are buying not because its very very nice.
but because its not ugly and its wearable.
OMG.
should i go JC or poly?
im doomed to fail my GP if i go JC.
many thanks to mrs low.
mrs lim managed to bring my results for english from D7, E8 to B4!
and wonderful mrs low brought them down from B4 to D7 again.
WOW!
i simply LOVE MRS LOW man!
HURR.

people pls give me advise on should i go JC or POLY.
i must have a aim in mind! argh.

got to go study le.
yes. my timetable is after me!
DISCIPLINE!!!!
tc peeps. (: